Pff, must've been quite the experience. "I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS AT ALL WHY ARE THERE TITS AND DICKS."
As for keyboards, I use a Microsoft Digital Media Keyboard 3000. I got it for the easy-access zoom keys (also for the separately coded enter keys; I dare you to try typesetting without being able to hit enter to start a new line), and ended up keeping it for the low activation pressure. It's not quite the Razer tier, but it's certainly easier to type than normal keyboards. I'd put it about even with my laptop's chiclet keyboard, which is really, really light.