Hmm, interesting.
dr. pepper claiming to be the rules and saying don't speak to non-existing members.
Darais notes that Dr. Pepper is not the forum rules.
dr. pepper rebutting don't listen to non-existing members either, while implying that Darias is a non-existing member.
So, if dr. pepper is giving good advice, he is the rules. Now if he is the rules, he isn't a member and we shouldn't speak to or listen to him. And if we don't listen to him we don't follow the rules thus causing us to listen to him again and the cycle continues.
I doubt an infinite loop is ever good advice, so dr. pepper must be giving bad advice. And if he is giving bad advice we should ignore his advice.
Anyways, welcome to the forums and enjoy your stay.